Stuttering Cat

Another favorite joke....

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident, "Well,", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' and before he could say 'Fuck,' the Rottweiler ate him!"

Music

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. Unknown

How many of us will sing our music?
How many of us will dance our music?
Will we twirl and float and let our hearts explode?
Many of us will have moments of our music.
Many of us will have moments of our life's passions.
How many passions are enough?
How many songs will we sing and love and feel and nurture in others?
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Strength

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you can not do! Unknown