Grossestyukkiestfunniest Time of Your Life...

Here you are, bathroom door shut, sitting down to pee when a hot flash comes across you so badly that your nose starts running like a faucet and you go to blow your nose and you start coughing so hard that you're throwing up and you poop and pee at the same time and then all you can feel is that your ear itches so urgently inside while you hear your grand daughters on the other side of the door asking if you are ok and you look and see their little fingers under the door and you can't answer them because you're a bit busy at the time and you get distracted by those precious little fingers that you miss the tissue and end up what should have been caught by the tissue while you're blowing your nose that it misses and hits your foot and lands between your toes...right where you've got three mosquitoe bites that itch like hell. Who said getting old is beautiful???