Such is the life of a woman...

Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote.