Top Things I Can Do If I Stay Single and Alone...

No matter what:
1. I can sleep when I please
2. I can eat what I please
3. I can fart without having to say excuse me
4. I can snore as loudly and as much as I want
5. I don't have to cook if I don't want to
6. I don't have to clean
7. I can come and go as I please
8. No one to disagree with me
9. No one will argue with me
10. I can talk to myself outloud
11. I can decorate my space to please me
12. I can listen to music I enjoy
13. I can cuss and use 'dirty' words to my heart's content
14. I can scratch where it itches
15. I can drink out of the pitcher
16. I can burp without saying excuse me
17. I can stay up as late as I want
18. I can get up as early as I want
19. I can own as many computers as I want
20. I can be on my computers any time I want
21. I can be online as much as I want
22. I can make mistakes
23. I can pick my nose if I want to
24. I can masturbate if I want to
25. I can make messes
26. I can listen to the same song over and over and over and over again
27. I don't have to 'dumb up' for anyone
28. My thoughts/opinions count
29. I can write any damned thing I want to
30. I can play solitaire as much as I want
31. I can be as brave as I want to
32. I can be as afraid as I want to
33. I can cry
34. I can laugh at stupid stuff
35. I can be sentimental
36. I can be happy
37. I can be angry
38. I can go after my dreams

Sadly tho....I can't share any of this stuff with anyone if I'm alone....