Grand Daughters Funnies

Ok, of course any grandmother will tell you that she has the most beautiful grandchildren in the world....this goes for most intelligent, most talented, most unique...you name it. But I'll let you in on a secret....MINE ARE! No doubt in my mind about it. Below are a few funny things that my daughter told me they did:

The girls are playing dolls.....apparently Meg has the mom and Mandy had the child.......Mandy's doll was asking Meg's doll "mom, can I lay down with you?" over and over....then Meg's doll replies, "you need to move over cause I have to fart" then she starts saying in a high-pitched voice "fart fart fart fart fart".

Upon waking at night: at one point, Mandy woke up long enough to take a drink of milk and tell me that she had to go back and shake her butt for the horses.

For Halloween: The girls picked out princess costumes......then saw flying unicorn ones....guess which ones they picked? So, Meg decided that while she is wearing the costume that she can wear a special button that she can press that will turn her into a real unicorn.

I told her that she can't ride horses if she is a real unicorn but she still insists that we have to go to the store and buy a button......so we stopped at Albertsons (grocers) by our house to look for the button.........she boldly went up to one of the people who work there and described the button and asked if they had one.......the guy said he wasn't sure but he would check, so he took us to another guy and asked him........I don't think the first guy got that it was an item that doesn't exist.....the second guy though played along and told her that they had just sold the last one and didn't know if they would be getting anymore......Meg was disappointed but not distraught.....and the first guy gave the girls each coupons for a free cookie since they didn't have the special button.

Then Meg insisted that we go around the store looking for the button just in case they had an extra one somewhere that they didn't know about (of course the girls are wearing their costumes at the time) and Mandy showed everyone that saw her that she had a tail by yelling "look! I have a tail!" then promptly turning around and bending over and shaking her butt!!!!! and Meg kept telling strangers about the special unicorn button she was looking to buy. It was hilarious! I just let them keep looking then finally I said that it looks like the store really is out of them so we would just have to go home.

Also, since the girls have wings (their unicorns can fly aparently) I told them that if they flapped hard enough they would be able to fly. Meg quickly decided that it wasn't hot enough outside to be able to fly and that you cannot fly in cold weather......but they sure kept flapping and trying!!